Merry Christmas and THE MONORAIL

Yes folks the monorail is set to resume service tomorrow after months of repair and testing. This graftfest costing hundreds of millions, some snuck from taxpayers, has been in the works for years. Shortly after it opened a wheel fell off a car and it was shut down. It also would sometimes open it's doors on the side away from the platform to a 60 foot drop. They said it was fixed and started it up again but after a day more stuff was falling off so it was shut down again. There was much whinnying and pointing of fingers and investigating them and that. But now, after so much testing that they have nearly worn the thing out, it will be running for Christmas eve. For only 3$ you will be able to ride all of its route. Three miles.

On to the important stuff.
We want to wish for everyone, everywhere a day of peace and rest, happiness and love. From me and Gloria and Gizmo and all the birds

MERRY CHRISTMAS